What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:01
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What the early "F1" movie reviews are saying ahead of New York premiere - Motorsport.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good
What is truer than that which is true?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
No way
Still no good.
Then came..
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes